One day, Sally called over her 5 year old daughter, Kim. "Kim" she said, "you are a very lucky girl. I'm going to have a baby, which means you will be a big sister." The next day at school, Kim ran up to her teacher and said, "Teacher, Teacher, my mommy got lucky last night, and she is going to have a baby!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 159 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day John returns home from work and finds his wife dressed up in lingerie. She tells him to tie her up and do whatever he want. John gets very exicted, he ties her up and fucks the maid. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 222 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a bit of fun. But stupid Jill, forgot the pill, And now they have a son! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 162 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day Mahatma Gandhi bought a girl to the hotel. When they went to his room he told the girl to change her clothes. When she open her clothes he told her to sit on his head. After sitting he looked himself in front of the mirror. Few minutes later he told her to wear her clothes. She said to Mahatma Gandhi "You told me to change my clothes but you didnt have sex with me. why?". Then he told her "I just wanted to see how could i look if i had hair in my head". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 108 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.