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One day, Sally called over her 5 year old daughter, Kim.
"Kim" she said, "you are a very lucky girl. I'm going
to have a baby, which means you will be a big sister."
The next day at school, Kim ran up to her teacher and
said, "Teacher, Teacher, my mommy got lucky last night,
and she is going to have a baby!"


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One day John returns home from work and finds his wife
dressed up in lingerie.
She tells him to tie her up and do whatever he want.
John gets very exicted,
he ties her up and fucks the maid.


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Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a bit of fun.
But stupid Jill,
forgot the pill,
And now they have a son!


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One day Mahatma Gandhi bought a girl to the hotel.
When they went to his room he told the girl to
change her clothes. When she open her clothes he
told her to sit on his head. After sitting he looked
himself in front of the mirror. Few minutes later
he told her to wear her clothes. She said to Mahatma
Gandhi "You told me to change my clothes but you
didnt have sex with me. why?".
Then he told her "I just wanted to see how could i
look if i had hair in my head".


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