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Little Johnny had a nightmare so he went to his parents'
bedroom to wake them up. When he got to their room he
catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react,
Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy,
can I ride on your back?"
Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable
questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his
stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going
to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.
Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part
where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"


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Three engineers were standing around talking
one day bragging. One says, "You know, I'll
bet God must be like a mechanical engineer.
Look at our joints, how we're constructed,
how much stress they can take. It's amazing!"
"Na", says the second engineer. "He must be
more like an electrical engineer. Look at our
nervous system. It's unbelievable!"
"No way", says the last engineer. "God must
be more like a civil engineer. Why else would
he build us with a large waste pipeline going
right through a major recreational area?"


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A group of gays were attending a car-key party.
One bet the others that he could recognise the
make and model of any car by sticking the ignition
key up his arse. The first key he correctly
identified as a BMW. The second as a mercedes.
As a joke, one of the guests got a spark-plug
and shoved it up his arse. Immediately he said,
"Yes, that's Champion!"


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Danny went with his mother to the zoo.
As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant
has an erection.
"What's that, Mummy?" asks Danny.
"Nothing, Danny, nothing," says the embarrassed
mother, swiftly leading him on.
A week later Danny went to the zzo again, but
this time with his father and the same happens.
"What's that, Daddy?" the child asks.
"That, son, is the elephant's penis." replied
his father.
"Mummy said it was nothing," Danny said.
"Your mother's spoilt, Son."


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