Little Johnny had a nightmare so he went to his parents' bedroom to wake them up. When he got to their room he catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 321 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three engineers were standing around talking one day bragging. One says, "You know, I'll bet God must be like a mechanical engineer. Look at our joints, how we're constructed, how much stress they can take. It's amazing!" "Na", says the second engineer. "He must be more like an electrical engineer. Look at our nervous system. It's unbelievable!" "No way", says the last engineer. "God must be more like a civil engineer. Why else would he build us with a large waste pipeline going right through a major recreational area?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 313 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A group of gays were attending a car-key party. One bet the others that he could recognise the make and model of any car by sticking the ignition key up his arse. The first key he correctly identified as a BMW. The second as a mercedes. As a joke, one of the guests got a spark-plug and shoved it up his arse. Immediately he said, "Yes, that's Champion!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 125 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Danny went with his mother to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks Danny. "Nothing, Danny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Danny went to the zzo again, but this time with his father and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" the child asks. "That, son, is the elephant's penis." replied his father. "Mummy said it was nothing," Danny said. "Your mother's spoilt, Son." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 671 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.