Two gays sit in a bar. Gay 1 says: "if there was a fly i would have fuck it." Gay 2: "bzzz..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 114 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A girl goes to her Dad, "Dad, can I have some money to go to the cinemas." The Dad replys "Sure as long as you suck my dick." The girl asks if he is sure about that. The Dad replys: "absoluty." So the girl gives her Dad head. Afterwards the girl goes to her Dad, "Dad your dick tastes like shit." The Dad replys by saying "yeah, your brother wanted to go to football." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 26 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A couple were having sex when the husband died of a heart attack. so the wife stayed at home while preparations were being made for her husband's funeral. A two days later the undertaker comes to the womans house and tell her that he has something important to tell the woman regarding her husband. "what is it?" the woman asks. "your husbands still got a hard on, what do you want me to do?" he replies. "cut his dick off and shove it up his ass." so a few days later when the funeral preparations are complete the wife goes to the funeral to say one last farwell to her husband. As she stands looking at her husband she notices a tear role down her husbands cheek. so she leans over and whispers into his ears "it fuckin hurts doesn't it?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 148 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Santa asked a girl: "Sweety, wat u want for this Christmas?" She said: "i want a Barby with G.I.Jo." Santa said...."But she comes with Robert." she said "No! she fakes with Robert...But she Cunn with G.I.Jo." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 58 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.