Q: What do you call a man with a small dick? A: JUST-IN. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 282 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? A: Getting fingered by captin hook. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 240 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three guys were on business trips to Saudi Arabia. One day, they came upon this harem with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will each die and in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Alright women, shoot his penis off!," said the sheik. The sheik then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen," said the second man. "Alright women, burn his penis off!," said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a big smile on his face, "I'm a lollipop salesman." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 133 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two rather nerdy engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'" The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 135 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.