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Q: What do you call a man with a small dick?
A: JUST-IN.


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Q: Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper?
A: Getting fingered by captin hook.


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Three guys were on business trips to Saudi Arabia.
One day, they came upon this harem with over 100
beautiful women.
They started getting friendly with all the women,
when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else
can touch them except me. You three men must pay
for what you have done today. You will each die
and in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what
he does for a living.
"I'm a cop", says the first man.
"Alright women, shoot his penis off!," said the sheik.
The sheik then turned to the second man and asked
him what he did for a living.
"I'm a firemen," said the second man.
"Alright women, burn his penis off!," said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do
you do for a living?"
And the third man answered, with a big smile on his
face, "I'm a lollipop salesman."


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Two rather nerdy engineering students were
walking across campus when one said, "Where
did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was
walking along yesterday minding my own
business when a beautiful woman rode up on
this bike. She threw the bike to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, 'Take
what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly,
"Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't
have fit."


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