A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $300?!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 189 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Once, a man was having sex with his wife. While he was having sex, he lost one of his balls. He went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor made a ball of soil and fixed it in place of the lost ball. When the doctor met that man again, he asked his patient: "Are you doing alright now?" The man replied: "I am feeling okay, but one of my ball is hairy and the other one is grassy." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 135 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guy walks into a drugstore and asks the counter some condoms. The clerk replies "What size?" "Size? I have no idea." "Well, go see Brenda in aisle four." The guy walks down aisle four and all of a sudden a lady jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out "Small." The guy runs out of the store never to return. A little while later, another guy comes into the store and asks for some condoms." "Fine, What size?" "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes." "Well, go see Nrenda in aisle four." This guy walks down aisle four and all of a sudden Brenda jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out "Medium." The guy turns beet red, buys the condoms, and quickly leaves. Some time later, a teenager comes into the store and approached the counter. "I...I...I need to buy some condoms," the kid quickly says, looking away. "Well, what size do you need?" "I don't know. I... I've never really done this before." "Well, go see Brenda in aisle four." The kid walks down aisle four and all of a sudden Brenda jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out "Clean up Aisle Four." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 99 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Stan and Mary got married, but they were too dumb to know what to do on their wedding night. "For God's sake, Stan," said Mary, "you take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee." So he got up and threw his bowling ball in the sink. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 122 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.