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Bill Clinton and Al Gore are sitting
in a diner. The waitress says, "Ready
to order?" Clinton says, "Yeah. I'd
like a quickie." The waitress says,
"A quickie? Mr. President, I don't
think that's a real good idea. I'll
come back when you're ready to order
from the menu." Gore leans and says,
"It's pronounced "quiche."


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Bill Clinton and Al Gore were taking
a shower at the gym after a strenuous
exercise. Bill looked down at Al's
dick and was shocked at how big it was.
"My GOD, Al, that thing is HUGE! How'd
you get it that big?" Bill asked in awe.
"Well, every night, I whack it three
times against the bedpost," he answered
proudly. "Well, I'll have to try that,"
Bill said. So that night, when Bill
got home, Hilary was already in bed,
half asleep. Bill took out his dick
and thumped three times against the
bed-post. Thump. Thump. Thump. Suddenly,
Hilary sat bolt upright in bed.
"Al, is that you?" she asked


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The Clintons and the Gores were having
dinner one evening and the topic of
conversation got around to sex and
partners. They all agreed they would
swap partners for the night. About 2:00
o'clock the next morning, Bill got up
on one elbow in bed and said " Al, what
do you suppose the women are doing right now?"




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Michael Jackson is walking out
from the operating room after
his wife gave birth to their son.
Michael says "Hey Doc how long
till we can have sex?"
The Doctor says "At least wait
till he is walking Michael!!"




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