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Two of Clinton's sperm are swimming
around in Monica, when one of the
sperm looks at the other and says,
"Hey I think we are coming close to
the ovaries"... the other looks at
the other sperm and says," Hey relax
we just passed the tonsils."


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The first ladies of UK, Russia and
France were having a meeting with
Lady Hilary Clinton.
The subject of discussion was the
penis of their respective spouse.
The first lady of UK says, "It is
like a gentle man- it stands up,
as soon as I enter the room"
The lady from Russia says, "It is
like an army officer- you do not
know where he will attack from-
front or back.."
The French lady says, "It is like
the screen in the auditorium- once
the act is performed, it drops down..."
Then Hilary says, "It's like a
rumour... it moves from one mouth
to another..."


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Four nuns were standing in line
at the gates of heaven.
Peter asks the first if she has
ever sinned.
"Well, once I looked at a man's
penis," she said.
"Put some of this holy water on
your eyes and you may enter heaven,"
Peter told her.
Peter then asked the second nun
if she had ever sinned.
"Well, once I held a man's penis,"
she replied.
"Put your hand in this holy water
and you may enter heaven," he said.
Just then the fourth nun pushed
ahead of the third nun.
Peter asked her, "Why did you push
ahead in line?"
She said, "Because I want to gargle
before she sits in it!"



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A woman had two female parrots
who were always yelling,
"We're prostitutes, wanna have
a little fun?"
One day, she was talking to her
Preacher about this. He said he
had two male parrots and all
they did was read the Bible.
He thought perhaps they would
be a good influence on the two
females. So they put the four
parrots together. So, the females
yelled at the male parrots,
"We're prostitutes, wanna have
a little fun?"
One male parrot said to the
other, "Put the Bibles away!
We've made it to heaven!"



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