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Q: Did you hear that Monica
Lewinsky turned Republican?
A: The democrats left a bad
taste in her mouth.


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Q: Why do women have sex with
their eyes closed?
A: Because they can't stand
seeing a man having a good time!


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A farmer's crop was ruined for
the year and he was having no
luck at all. Then he heard a voice,
"If you build it they will come."
He thought nothing of it at first
but then he heard it again,
"If you build it they will come."
So the farmer thought and thought,
prayed and prayed, until finally,
he knew what to do. A few months
later he completed construction
of his new strip club!


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This guy who works at a pickle
factory comes home and hands
his wife 50 dollars.
She asked him what it was from
and he told her that he won it
in a bet -- the guys at the
factory bet him 50 dollars that
he wouldn't stick his dick in
the pickle slicer.
The wife was surprised and
said she wanted to make sure
he was still intact.
He pulled down his pants and,
indeed, it was all there, unharmed.
“But what about the pickle slicer?”
asked the wife, perplexed.
“Oh, she liked it too,” answered the husband.


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