A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?" The woman replies, "No sir, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 18 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two guys were driving down the road when they saw a goat with its head stuck in a fence. "Hey man pull over here," said one of the guys. "I want to go screw this goat." He does, and when he is done he says, "Okay, now it's your turn." So his friend sticks his own head in the fence. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 8 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds. "No, not worth it!" "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?" "No, not worth it!" "OK, 20?" "No, not worth it!" "How about 10?" "No, not worth it!" "Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?" "Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day there was these two boys that stayed in the same room. Well the older boy stayed on the bottom bunk and the younger on the to. Well the older boy brought a girl over and she spent a night. Of cource they slept together. Then everyone went to sleep. the little boy woke up because the bed was shaking. He said "what are yall doing down there". So they said "making sandwidges". so he said "hurry up". So the young boy went back to sleep. Then the bed started moving again, and he woke up and said "what are yall doing now and they replied "making sandwidges. The little boy said "well herry up because i have manaise in my eyes. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.