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A woman walks into a store and
asks the pharmacist if he sells
extra-large condoms.
The pharmacist replies, "Yes,
would you like to buy one?"
The woman replies, "No sir, but
do you mind if I stand here and
wait to see if anyone buys one?"


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Two guys were driving down
the road when they saw a goat
with its head stuck in a fence.
"Hey man pull over here,"
said one of the guys.
"I want to go screw this goat."
He does, and when he is
done he says, "Okay, now it's
your turn."
So his friend sticks his own
head in the fence.


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An Egyptian man is walking through the
Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up
to him and offers to sell Viagra
(illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each.
How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife
is not worth it."



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One day there was these two boys
that stayed in the same room.
Well the older boy stayed on the
bottom bunk and the younger on the to.
Well the older boy brought a girl
over and she spent a night. Of cource
they slept together. Then everyone
went to sleep. the little boy woke
up because the bed was shaking.
He said "what are yall doing down there".
So they said "making sandwidges".
so he said "hurry up". So the young
boy went back to sleep. Then the
bed started moving again, and he
woke up and said "what are yall
doing now and they replied
"making sandwidges. The little boy
said "well herry up because i have
manaise in my eyes.


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