Q: What do and Bob Dole and Monica Lewinsky have in common? A: They were both upset when Bill finished first. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 112 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two friends had a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, Peter and I have been having some sexual problems", Julia told her friend. "That's amazing!" Jeniffer replied, "So have John and I. “We're thinking of going to a sex therapist", said Julia. "Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!", said Jeniffer "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?" After few weeks the two friends met for lunch again. "So how was the sex therapy ,Julia?", asked Jeniffer. "Things couldn't be better!", Julia exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, Peter had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!" With that endorsement Jeniffer talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Jeniffer and John into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said. "But doctor," Jeniffer complained, "You did such good for Julia and Peter, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?" "Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of cheerios..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 585 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why sleeping with a man is like a soap opera? A: Because always as it’s getting interesting, he is finished until next time. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 729 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A carrot was talking to a pickle and a dick. The carrot says I have a hard life, people buy me and shave me and eat me. The pickle said oh yeah, I used to be a cucumber and they cooked me and flavored me and I can get eaten too! Oh yeah, says the dick, well I get a plastic bag over my head everyday and then they make me do pushups till I barf. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.