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Into a tattoo parlor walks a womanand asks:
"Can you make a tattoo of a turkey on the
inside of my right leg, and one of a Christmas
tree on the inside of my left leg ?.
The guy doing the tattoo wonders:
"Why do you want tattoos of those things?
"Well says the woman because my husband
always complains that there is nothing to eat
between Thanksgiving and Christmas.



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Q: Why so many women fake orgasm?
A: Because so many men fake foreplay.



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Q: What does a ship and a woman have in common?
A: Both their bottoms are always wet.



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Clinton was asked if Monica Lewinsky was lying.
"No he replied she was kneeling.



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