Into a tattoo parlor walks a womanand asks:
"Can you make a tattoo of a turkey on the
inside of my right leg, and one of a Christmas
tree on the inside of my left leg ?.”
The guy doing the tattoo wonders:
"Why do you want tattoos of those things?”
"Well” says the woman “because my husband
always complains that there is nothing to eat
between Thanksgiving and Christmas.”