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A man walks into a very posh
Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous
blonde on his arm. "Show the lady your
finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.
So the owner of the shop goes in the
back and comes out with an absolutely
gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady
tries it on, the furrier sidles up to the
guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir,
that particular fur goes for $85,000."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, Sir." says the shop owner.
"Today is Saturday. You may come
by on Monday to pick it up, after
the check has cleared". So the man
and the woman leave. On Monday,
the fellow returns. The store owner
is outraged: "How dare you show
your face in here?! There wasn't a
single penny in your checking account!!"
"I just had to come by", grinned the guy,
"to thank you for the most wonderful
weekend of my life!"


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The feminists' movement's fast trip
Was started with Nietzche's curt quip
That some thought exquisite:
"When going to visit
The woman, forget not the whip!"


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Snow White and Pinocchio were running
in the woods when Snow White pushed
Pinocchio on the ground, jumped on
His nose and said:
"LIE TO ME, LIE TO ME."


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