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Two nuns are walking down a dark alley one night.
Two men suddenly jump out of the shadows and start
to rape them.
First nun: "Forgive them, Father, for they know
not what they are doing."
Second nun: "This one does!"



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Q: What do you call two lesbian's in a closet?

A: A licker cabinet!


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The farmer's neglected wife steps behind the barn
and sees the young hired hand taking a piss.
She stares in disbelief at his huge apparatus and say:
"Boy, I'd sure like to have some of THAT!"
He says: "Well, you'd best run get you a cup.
I'm 'bout through."



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Q: What sexual position makes an ugly baby?

A: Ask your mom!


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