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A little boy walks in on his parents
in the middle love making and asks if
he can hop on his daddy's back.
The father doesn't see any harm, so
he agrees, and they continue.
When things started to really heat
up the little boy leaned down and
whispered in his father's ear,
"Hold on tight, daddy, this is usually
where me and the postman get off."


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Q: What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
A: They both cause you to stand for an hour,
waiting for a 2 minute ride!


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John went to a brothel. he had no legs and no arms.
When the madam answered the door she asked what
he wanted. John said that he wanted a woman.
She replyed: "you have no arms and no legs, what
would you do with a woman?"
John replyed: "I rang the door bell didn't I?"


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Q: What is the difference between a whore,
a nimpho, and a blonde?

A: The whore says, "Aren't you done yet?",
The nimpho says, "Are you done?, ALREADY???"
And the blonde says, "Pink. I think I'll
paint the celling pink..."


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