I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 127 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and the other to change it back. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 147 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. President Bush signed an energy bill in New Mexico last week. He had a simple clear message for all Americans... he said the economy is moving, it's moving to China and Korea and Taiwan, but it's moving. -Jay Leno Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 27 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. You know Saddam Hussein is on trial. He's accused of 143 murders. But Saddam did get a break today when the prosecution dropped the two counts of stealing satellite TV. -David Letterman Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 45 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.