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I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.


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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and the
other to change it back.


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President Bush signed an energy bill in New Mexico last week.

He had a simple clear message for all Americans... he said the economy is moving, it's
moving to China and Korea and Taiwan, but it's moving.

-Jay Leno


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You know Saddam Hussein is on trial. He's accused of 143 murders.

But Saddam did get a break today when the prosecution dropped the two counts of stealing
satellite TV.

-David Letterman


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