In a speech today about Hurricane Rita, President Bush declared, quote, 'This is a big storm.' In related news, the White House announced earlier today that the president is writing his own speeches. -Conan O'Brien Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 44 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One man asks his friend, "What about Richard Nickson?" "He quited of the government", answers the friend. The first guy asks again, "What about Richard Nickson?" "He quited of the government", the friend repeats. "Would you say that again?" Requests the guy. "What is your problem? I told you the answer twice! Are you hard of hearing?!" "Well, no, but... I just love hearing this sentece!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 75 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Bill Clinton gets into a store, He finds the a woman and a man. He tells the girl "Let me show you my game, I look at your breasts and you look at my prick, Until someone will surrender!" The man interferes the conversation: "Let me show you my game, we both hang ourselves, who gets stregled first - he is the loser! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 495 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 62 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.