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Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA.
The CIA couldn't figure it up,
so it went to the NSA.
The NSA couldn't solve it either,
so they asked Bill Clinton.
He suggested turning the message upside down ...



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Why government workers are not allowed to look out
the window in the morning?
So they'll have something to do in the afternoon!



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3 frogs sit by the pond.
First frog goes : "Qua Qua"
Second frog goes: "Qua Qua"
Third frog goes: "Qua Qua Qua"
First fron takes out a rifle and kills the third frog.
Second frog to first frog: "why did you do that?"
Third frog : "she knew too much"


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Q: How do you call a man that takes a polish girk to be his wife?
A: a "Shahid" (holy suicide)



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