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Bush got a coded message from Saddam. ý
It read: 370HSSV-0773H ý
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA.
The CIA couldn't figure it up,
so it ýwent to the NSA. ý
The NSA couldn't solve it either,
so they asked Bill Clinton. ý
He suggested turning the message upside down ...ý



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Why government workers are not allowed to look out
the window in the morning?
So they'll have something to do in the afternoon!



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3 frogs sit by the pond.
First frog goes : "Qua Qua"
Second frog goes: "Qua Qua"
Third frog goes: "Qua Qua Qua"
First fron takes out a rifle and kills the third frog.
Second frog to first frog: "why did you do that?"
Third frog : "she knew too much"


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Q: How do you call a man that takes a polish girk to be his wife?
A: a "Shahid" (holy suicide)



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