Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A. Pregnant Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 93 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde gets pulled over by the police for speeding. " Ma'am you were going 75 miles an hour and the speed limit is 65." says the police officer. " Oh I am sorry. I thought I was going a little over 60." says the blonde. " You were not! You were going 100 at least." says her husband. " I have to give you a ticket bacause your tailight is broken." says the officer. " Oh I had never noticed that." says the blonde. " You've known about that for at laest 2 weeks." says the blonde's husband. "I also have to give you a ticket because you are not wearing your seatbelt." says the officer. " Oh I thought I was." says the blonde. " You never wear your seatbelt." says the blonde's husband. " SHUTTTTTUPPPPPP!!!!!!!" yelled the blonde to her husband. " Sir. Does she always talk to you like this?" asks the officer. " No. Only when she is drunk." says the husband Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. How did a blonde try to kill a fish? She drowned it. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 112 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day a worker was drinking a cup of coffee when a blonde came up to him and asked about the cup. The man told the blonde that it was a thermose and kept hot things hot and cold things cold and that she could buy one for $8.99 at Target. The blonde thought that this was amazing and so she went to Target to buy one. The following day she was sitting at her desk when another lady came up and asked her what the purpose of the thermose was. THe blonde repiled that it kept hot things hot and cold things cold. Wow said the lady do you have anything in it "Of course I have two cups of coffee and a popsicle in it." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.