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What do you call a blonde with pig-tails?

A blow-Job with handles!



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Q: What does a blonde wear around her ears that attracts men?

A: Her ankles



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Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to
unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is
their dialogue:

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's
starting to rain, and the top is down!



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How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway



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