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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in a handicap zone



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I once knew a blonde that called me to get my phone number!



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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULLOVER! "NO," the blonde yelled back,"IT'S A SCARF!"



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How can you tell the blonde has been on the computer?
Because their is whiteout on the screen.



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