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What is the difference between bigfoot and a smart blonde?

I don't know.


Bigfoot has actually been spotted!



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Q. What is a eternity?A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign intersection.



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A blonde walks in to a store and ask's the sales clerk "excuse
me sir may I buy this toaster?" he say's "No, i'm sorry we don't
sell those to dumb blondes". So she goes home and dyes her hair
red and goes back to the same store and asks the same guy if she
could buy the toaster and he said "No, i'm sorry we don't sell
those to dumb blondes." So she goes back home and dyes her
black, and goes back to the store and asks the guy if she could
buy the toaster and he said "No, i'm sorry we don't sell those
to dumb blondes" and she says "how do you know i'm a dumb
blonde?" And he says "Cuz thats not a toaster....it's a t.v.!!"



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A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in
Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class
section and sits down. The flight attendant watches
her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells
the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will
have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm
blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm
staying right here." The flight attendant goes into
the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that
there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that
belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for Economy she
will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde
replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Montreal and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should
have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a
blonde. I have learned to speak 'blonde."

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and
without question she gets up and moves back to her seat
in the Economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot
are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move
without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."



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