A blonde and a red-head were in a bar watching the 10:00 news while a guy was getting ready to jump off a 10 story building. The red-head says to the blonde, "I bet 50 bucks he will jump!" and the blonde said, "Okay." The guy jumped and the red-head took the money. She turned to the blonde and asked, "Do you know how I knew he was going to jump?" The blonde said, "How?" and red-head replied, "I watched the 5:00 news," The blonde said, "So did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 12 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. blonde walks in to a bar and tells these 2 guys, "I'll bet 25 thousand dollars on the roll of a dice. Before I roll the dice, can I take my clothes off? It gives me good luck." So she takes off her clothes, rolls the dice, then goes, "YIPPY! I won!" She left with all the money when one guy says, "What did she roll, I wasn't looking." The other guy goes, "Neither was I." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 7 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 13 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There are two friends; Bob and Fred. Bob is a blonde and Fred is a brunette. Bob and Fred go into a bar one day, and they see an Indian walk in. The bartender says to them, "I'd give anyone $100,000 if they could bring me an Indian's head. Those Indians killed my children, they killed my wife, and they destroyed my home." So, Bob and Fred decide to go out, find an Indian, and chop off its head to bring to the bartender. The two friends go out looking, and find an Indian. Fred throws a rock and hits the Indian in the head, and it falls unconcious down into a canyon. Bob and Fred go down into the canyon to cut off the Indian's head when Fred taps Bob's shoulder and says with a horrified expression, "Bob, look." Bob turns around, and sees Indians surrounding them at the top of the canyon. Then he shouts, "Yes!! We're going to be millionares!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 10 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.