A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde had just bought a new ESCALADE and was determined to drive it home safely. She stopped at a red light and a man came up to her car and screamed at her to get out. She got out and the man drew a cirlce with white chalk. He said "If you get out of that circle, I'll beat you to death." She got in the circle, and the man started totalling her car with a baseball bat. Hecontinued to total it when the blonde started to laugh. He said "Hey, I'm totalling your car, why are you laughing?" The blonde said, "When you werent looking...I stepped out of the circle". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A cop sees a car weaving so he pulls it over. He walks up and sees it's a blonde behind the wheel. When he bends down, he smells booze on her breath. He says, "I'm going to give you a Breathalyzer test to see if you're under the influence of alcohol." She blows up the balloon, then he walks it back to the police car. He comes back to her car and says, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones." She says, "You mean it shows that, too?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 154 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.