two blondes in Manchester. one asks the other 'which is further away London or the Moon?' the other answers, Hello, can YOU see London from here?' Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 115 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. 2 blondes walk into a biulding. You figure at least one of them would of see it! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 110 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A dumb blonde named Wendy walks into a beauty shop wearing headphones. The barber says "Miss, if you want me to do your hair you should take off your headphones." Wendy frantically says "Oh, no I musn't....if I take my headphones off I wil die!" The barber ignores her and says "Oh, don't be silly." To the barber's suprise within a minute the blonde is dead on the floor. The barber out of curiousity takes Wendy's headphones and puts them on, and she hears a woman's voice repeating "Breath in....breath out....breath in ....breath out." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 28 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers do not have curtains.... " And the blonde said: "Helloooo.............I've got Windows!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 37 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.