Q: Why was the blonde three hours late getting home? A: The escalator got stuck. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her to go chase parked cars. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 135 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. Stewardess: " Please move, you don't have first class ticket." Blonde: "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." Head stewardess: "Please, you have to move" Blonde: "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardesses don't know what to do, so they get the co-pilot. The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. Head stewardess: "What have you said to get her to move?" Co-pilot: "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 36 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blind man walks into a bar. Blind Man: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" Bartender: "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 350-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?" Blind man: "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.