Q: What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. ‎ Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What do you call a blonde who changed in to brunette? A: An artificial intelligence Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 283 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: pull the pin and throw it back. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A redhead' brunette and a blonde participating in a swimming contest (breast stroke). The first and second places are both taken by the brunette and the redhead with the record time of 50 sec, the blonde arrives 30 minutes later puffing and panting and spluttering she says "I don't want this to sound like sour grapes, but I could swear those two were using their arms!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 80 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.