Q:how does a blonde breastfeed a baby? A:first feed the breast and then the baby Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 228 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Blond works at an office for a female boss who always goes home early. One day she leaves the office early after her boos . She takes a walk for some time before she gets home. As the blonde gets home she finds her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. the next day she tells a friend - "i will never again leave work early" "I almost got caught." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 72 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A policeman pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the young blonde woman behind the wheel was knitting. Conceding that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "Pull over!" "NO," the blonde woman yelled back. "It's a scurf!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 92 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day a blonde woman decided to changed her hair's color to red. Feeling quite proud of her new look she decided to go for a drive in the country. After a while she came upon a shepherd. Trying to test out her new look she walked over to him and asked, "If I can guess how many sheep you have may I take one for a reward?" The shepherd thought that she would never guess the exact number of sheep, so he took her bet and let her try. Amazingly she guessed 98, the exact number of sheep he owned. Feeling rather good about herself, she picked up her reward and started walking back to her car. Before she got there the shepherd told her "If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 73 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.