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Shit , Shut up and Manners are the names of 3 blond guy's.
They all went in a jeep to the town's Main Street,
Shit fell off the Jeep and Shut up went to the police to testify
The police officer said: "what's your name?"
A: Shut up.
The police officer said "i'm asking you one more time
what's your name?"
A: Shut up!
The police officer asked :where are your manners??
A: Oh picking up Shit at Main Street.


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whats the difference between a blode and a mosqito the
mosquito stops sucking when you smack it!


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Q: what do blondes have in common with a car door
A: the more you bang it the looser it gets!!


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Q: what is a vagina in blonde language?
A:"birth room"


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