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Two blondes lived in apartment and it went on fire.
They ran out to the balcony and the first one shouted:
"Help help!"
The second one shouted: "Help help!"
Then the first one said: "Maybe it would work if we
shouted together."
The second one said "ok" and then they shouted:
"Together together!"


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A man decided to buy his blonde wife
a mobile phone for her birthday.
She was very pleased with the gift
and took it every where with her.
To see if she was using it he decided
to phone her while she was out shopping.
she heard it ring and answered it.
"its me" said the husband.
the wife replied "wow this thing really
works but tell me one thing, how did
you know i was in sainsbury's??!!"


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Q: how many blondes does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: None they don't screw in light
bulbs they screw in ford cortinas!!


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A beautiful but ditzy model knew that taking a
milk bath was good for her skin so she ordered
twenty gallons to be brought up to her hotel room.
"Do you want it pasteurized?" the clerk asked.
"No," she replied. "Just fill the tub up to my neck."


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