Two blondes lived in apartment and it went on fire. They ran out to the balcony and the first one shouted: "Help help!" The second one shouted: "Help help!" Then the first one said: "Maybe it would work if we shouted together." The second one said "ok" and then they shouted: "Together together!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 33 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man decided to buy his blonde wife a mobile phone for her birthday. She was very pleased with the gift and took it every where with her. To see if she was using it he decided to phone her while she was out shopping. she heard it ring and answered it. "its me" said the husband. the wife replied "wow this thing really works but tell me one thing, how did you know i was in sainsbury's??!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 80 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None they don't screw in light bulbs they screw in ford cortinas!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 159 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A beautiful but ditzy model knew that taking a milk bath was good for her skin so she ordered twenty gallons to be brought up to her hotel room. "Do you want it pasteurized?" the clerk asked. "No," she replied. "Just fill the tub up to my neck." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 73 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.