Enter your e-mail:



Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: The brick only gets laid once.


Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
124 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




A blonde woman is walking down
the street, with her blouse open.
A cop is approaching from about
a block away, thinking, "Boy,
my eyes must be going, it looks
like that woman's right boob is
hanging out."
As he gets closer it becomes
apparent that it "IS" hanging out.
When he gets face to face with
her he says, "Ma'am, are you
aware that I could cite you for
indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your boob is hanging out."
She looks down and says "Oh my god,
I left the baby on the bus!"


Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
225 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.


Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
221 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




Q: Why did the blond lady
throw butter out the window?
A: Because she wanted to
see a butterfly!


Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
186 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.