A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. "I hate all the blonde jokes people say." "Oh, they are only jokes. There are allot of stupid people out there. Here I'll prove it to you." So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver. "Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see if i'm home." said the brunette. The taxi drove them and when they finally got out the brunette looked at the blonde and said. "See that guy was really stupid." "No kidding." Replies the blonde, "there was a pay phone just around the corner, you could have called instead!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 60 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There once was Blonde, and Brunette, and a Red head. They were all running from the FBI. They ran and ran and ran. They saw this barn, they ran in. Then they saw 3 burlap sacks and hide in them. The FBI guys entered the barn, and seeing the sacks kicked the first one which the brunette was in. "Meow meow" says the bag. "Oh its just some cats" says the man. He does to the next sack that the red head was in. "Bark, Ruff!" comes from within the sack. "Oh, its just a bunch of dogs!" he says. Then he goes to the last sack that the blonde was in, and before he could kick, she said "Potatoes!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 33 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears? A: Dinner at Hooters. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 194 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 165 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.