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A blonde and her brunette friend were talking.
"I hate all the blonde jokes people say."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are allot of
stupid people out there. Here I'll prove it to you."
So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see
if i'm home." said the brunette.
The taxi drove them and when they finally got
out the brunette looked at the blonde and said.
"See that guy was really stupid."
"No kidding." Replies the blonde, "there was
a pay phone just around the corner, you could
have called instead!"



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There once was Blonde, and Brunette, and a Red head.
They were all running from the FBI. They ran and ran
and ran. They saw this barn, they ran in. Then they
saw 3 burlap sacks and hide in them. The FBI guys
entered the barn, and seeing the sacks kicked the first
one which the brunette was in. "Meow meow" says the bag.
"Oh its just some cats" says the man. He does to the
next sack that the red head was in.
"Bark, Ruff!" comes from within the sack. "Oh, its
just a bunch of dogs!" he says. Then he goes to the
last sack that the blonde was in, and before he could
kick, she said "Potatoes!"


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Q: What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
A: Dinner at Hooters.


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Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.


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