Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: "Has the blonde left yet?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 110 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why is brunette considered an evil color? A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 114 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A: Invisible. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 101 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?" Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 45 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.