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What does Pammela Anderson and pepsi have in common?
They both come with plastic jugs



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Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It hurts to boil their nipples!



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Three third graders were walking down the street: a redhead, brunnette, and a blonde.
Which one had the best figure?

The blonde - she was 18.



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A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid
and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a
tree, and told him, ''I've kidnapped you.''
She then wrote a note saying,''I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a
paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the
playground. Signed, A Blonde.'' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him
home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the
pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
''How could you do this to a fellow blonde?''




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