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A blonde walks down the street
and sees a banana peel,a hundred
yards ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."




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A brunette walks into a bar
and says, "Gimme an M L."
The bartender says, "What's an M L?"
She says, "A Miller Light."
Another Brunette walks in
and says, "Gimme a B L."
The bartender says, "What's a B L?"
She says, "Bud Light."
A dumb blonde walks in and
says, "Gimme a 15."
The bar tender says, "What's a fifteen?"
She says, "7&7, duh!"


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Q: What's the difference between
a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.


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A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he's going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes when
a blonde woman in the fourth row stands
on her chair and starts shouting: "I've
heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype
women that way? What does the color of
a person's hair have to do with her worth
as a human being? It's guys like you who
keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community and from
reaching our full potential as a person,
because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against, not
only blondes, but women in general...
and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and
begins to apologize, when the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking
to that little jerk on your knee!"


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