A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel,a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 821 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" She says, "A Miller Light." Another Brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L." The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bar tender says, "What's a fifteen?" She says, "7&7, duh!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 606 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 733 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!" The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 9 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.