A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss, who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 713 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q : Why can't a blonde dial 911? A : She can't find the eleven. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 682 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed on their back. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 113 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, "What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: "I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, "If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?" The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, "Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 726 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.