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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead
all work at the same office for a
female boss, who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette,
"let's go home early tomorrow. She'll
never know."
So the next day, they all leave right
after the boss does.
The brunette gets some extra gardening
done, the redhead goes to a bar, and
the blonde goes home to find her husband
having sex with the female boss! She
quietly sneaks out of the house and
returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette.
"We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught.



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Q : Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A : She can't find the eleven.



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Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: They're both screwed on their back.



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A blonde is walking down the street
and a car pulled up next to her.
The man in the car says to her,
"What do you have in the bag?"
The blonde replies: "I have chickens!"
The man thinks for a moment and says,
"If I can guess how many chickens
you have in the bag, can I have one?"
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies,
"Okay, but I'll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens
I have in the bag I will give you
BOTH of them!"


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