Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A. Gifted! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 125 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. This blonde with a pig walks into a bar. The bartender looks them up and down and says, "Where did you get that dumb animal?" The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 30 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde waitress goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, says. "Why don't you go home for the day,we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." “No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual"if you need anything, just let me know." After a few hours the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's happened now, are you gonna be ok??" "No. " exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 13 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why a blonde get confused in the bathroom? A: Because she is not used to pulling her own pants down. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 758 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.