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Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.



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A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the USA. She
proudly announced: "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said: "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied: "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."



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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.



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Q. How do you change a blonde's mind?
A. Blow in her ear.




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