A blonde to a long-distance telephone operator: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and LasVegas?" Operator: "Just a minute..." Blonde: "Thank you," and with that she hung up. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 26 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q:-There is a Smart Blonde, a Dumb Blonde, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny sitting at a table with $10,000,000 in the middle, who gets the money? A:-The Dumb Blonde because there is no such thing as a Smart Blonde, Santa Clause, or the Easter Bunny. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde was constantly being kidded in her office about how dumb she is. So one evening she goes home and studies a map of the United States. The next day she goes into the office and announces that she knows all 50 states and their capitals. One of her office mates says, "OK, whats the capital of Wyoming?" and the blonde replies, "W." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 16 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered. Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others. The blondes applauded. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 16 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.