A Blonde girl suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her.So she goes and buys a gun and then goes to his apartment.She opens the door and sure enough finds him in bed with a redhead. Being very angry,the blond opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey,don't do it!" "Shut up" says the Blonde "you're next." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde and her friend are walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend says: "Oh, look, a dead birdie". The blonde looks up and asks "Where?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 127 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender tells her the drinks are on the house. When the bartender locks up, there is the blonde on the roof. He asks her: "What are you doing up there?" She replies, "you told me the drinks were on the house." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 29 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie - poof it swallows you up. OK, A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar They head straight for the mirror and the redhead goes first. She says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth". Poof- the mirror swallows her up. The brunette goes up. She says: "I think I'm the sexiest woman on Earth". Poof - the mirror swallows her up Last is the blonde. She says " I think..." Poof!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 33 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.