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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never
been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.
As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing 747, she started jumping
in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting:
"BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO...."
She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the
noise.
Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts:
"BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence every where and everybody is looking
at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the Pilot in silence for a
moment and all of a sudden started shouting:
"OEING ! OEING!!


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Q:- What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
A:- Between me and you we could make a lot of money


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People were wondering if blondes were really dumb.
So they gathered lots of blondes and asked one of them
to get on stage. The host asked the blonde:
How much is 5+9".
After a minute"the blonde answered: 12.
So the host says: "Sorry that is not the correct answer".
All the other blondes asked loudly to give her another chance.
So the host asked: "how much is 3+4."
After few minutes the blond said: 6.
The host said:"No that is not the correct answer".
The other blondes asked again:
give her another chance.
So he said:"ok this is the last chance".
Then he asked: "how much is 2+2."
After thinking the blonde said: 4
and all the other blondes shouted: give her another chance.


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Q:- What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A:-not everyone has been on a 747.


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