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A bunch of blondes are running around yelling 36 hours, 36
hours. So a lady goes up to them and asks, "Why are you running
around yelling 36 hours?" The blondes reply saying, "Well we
just got done with a puzzle and on the side of the box it said 4-
6 years."



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How can you tell that a blonde hasn't been wearing any
underwear?

There is dandruff on her shoes.



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One day a blonde was driving down the highway when she came in counter with another blonde
in a corn field trying to paddle away in a canoe. Then as she pulls over and gets out to
talk she says, "hey dumb blonde, it's you blondes that make us blondes look like were
stupid, if i could swim i'd come out their and kick your ass"



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One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, sees
an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself.

And as the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the
possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet
suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and asks, "How long has it been since you've had a
cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pocket
of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh
man!" "Is that ever good!"

She then asks him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?"

Trembling, he replies, "Ten Years!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and
gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swing, and says, "Wow, that's absolutely
fantastic!"

Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit,
looks at him seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh sweet Lord God!" "Don't tell me you've got
golf clubs in there!"




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