A bunch of blondes are running around yelling 36 hours, 36 hours. So a lady goes up to them and asks, "Why are you running around yelling 36 hours?" The blondes reply saying, "Well we just got done with a puzzle and on the side of the box it said 4- 6 years." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 81 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. How can you tell that a blonde hasn't been wearing any underwear? There is dandruff on her shoes. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 78 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day a blonde was driving down the highway when she came in counter with another blonde in a corn field trying to paddle away in a canoe. Then as she pulls over and gets out to talk she says, "hey dumb blonde, it's you blondes that make us blondes look like were stupid, if i could swim i'd come out their and kick your ass" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 7 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. And as the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pocket of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man!" "Is that ever good!" She then asks him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" Trembling, he replies, "Ten Years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swing, and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!" Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?" The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh sweet Lord God!" "Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.