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Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth
and now they're black and crispy.


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a britsh old man chating with a young indian guy, the
english man said: you know son we fucked your country
for so many years ? (with his nose up), the young
indain took a little while thinking about what to say
to the old guy in a polite way, then he said (read it
in indain accesent): BUT SIR, WE FUCK YOUR LANGUAGE AT
EVERY DAY


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Q:Whats the difference between 100000 starving blacks
and an onion?
A: An onion makes you cry.


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When Adolf Otto Eichmann was hanged....
The executioner tied the noose, so Eichmann screamed
terribly.
The hangman opens the rope, "What's the
matter?"
"You almost strangled me...."


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