(A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.) Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman? Father: Both, son, both. (After a short while the boy comes back.) Boy: Dad, is God black or white? Father: (After thinking for a short while) Both, son, both. (After another wait, the boy comes back again) Boy: Dad, is Michael Jackson God? Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 106 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 107 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What is the difference between a supermarket shopping bag and Michael Jackson? One is made of plastic and is very dangerous to children; the other holds groceries Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 60 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 123 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.