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(A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.)

Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman?
Father: Both, son, both.

(After a short while the boy comes back.)

Boy: Dad, is God black or white?
Father: (After thinking for a short while) Both, son, both.

(After another wait, the boy comes back again)

Boy: Dad, is Michael Jackson God?




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What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.



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What is the difference between a supermarket shopping bag
and Michael Jackson?
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous to children;
the other holds groceries



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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan



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