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Mircka, a polish girl tell her husband after they had a big fight:
Mircka: Vladek , i am leaving to America.
Vladek: Why ? what will you do in America?
Mircka: They say in America you can get 200$ every time you fuck.
Vladek: well let's see you get along the whole year with 200$...


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A polish girl tells her husband she wants to Bangy.
No way he answers.
why not ?
Do you realy think i will be able to see you fall from a 100 feet and still come back?


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Q: How do you call a man that takes a polish girk to be his wife?
A: a "Shahid" (holy suicide)



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Q: Why will a polish wife get up every morning at 5 am to make her husband his coffee?
A: to make sure he drinks it cold


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