A polish boy comes home with 3 girls and asks his mother:
Mom , one of thr three will be my future wife , guess who ?
some 10 minutes later he asks her again and she points at the one inthe middle.
O.K. he sais , but how did you know ?
I could not stand her from the first moment.
a polish man comes to his friend and asks:
did you hear of the new ice cube? an ice cube with a hole in the center?
The friend answers: what is new about it . i am married to one for over 30 years