Q. What do you call an Amish man on the side of the road, with his hand up a horse's ass? A. A mechanic Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 107 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A white guy walks into a bar, and says to the black bartender, "Give me a beer, nigger." The bartender says, "What did you say?" The white guy repeats, "Give me a beer, nigger." “How about we reverse the roles, so you can be the bartender”. Says in disgust the black guy. The white guy agrees. So, the black guy walks out and walks back in and says to the white bartender, "Hey honky, give me a beer." The white guy responds, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here”. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A white and a black guy were sitting on the edge of a swimming pool. The white guy put his dick into the water and said, "23.5 degrees!" The black guy put his dick into the water, too and said, "And 3.5 meters deep!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 88 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How do you tell the Polish one at a cockfight? A: He's the one with the duck. Q: How do you tell the Italian? A: He's the one betting on the duck. Q: How do you tell if the mafia is there? A: The duck wins! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 51 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.