Girl a : my dog is very smart. every day he will go out and bring the paper. Girl b : i know that Girl a : how do you know that ? Girl b : my dog told me Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 117 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An English man,a Pakistani and a bangali had a bet: who could stay the longest in the pig's room. First went in the English man. he came out in a minute and said: "pooh it stinks in there" Next went in the pakistani. he did the same and said the same. Last to go in was the bangali, yet when he went in the pigs ran out instead. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 93 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two donkies meet on the road 1ST DONKEY: why are you standing near this house? 2ND DONKEY: I heared a women shout to her daughter: "if you don't work in this house i will marry you with a donky!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 61 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What is a cross between a kangaroo and a sheep? A: A wooly jumper Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 136 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.