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A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the menu.
He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup".
The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup."
He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea."


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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Hamburger.


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Q: What's the last thing to go through
a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?
A: His ass.


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Billy and Willy were at Sunday school studying
about Noah's ark.
On the way home, Willy asked, "Do you think Noah
did much fishing?"
"How could he?" said Billy. "He only had two worms".


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