This priest was hearing a woman's
confession when a drunk stumbled
into the booth on the opposite side.
As the priest was finishing with
her he heard the drunk groaning
as if in quite some pain. He slid
open the other panel and asked,
"Are you ok?" All he heard was
another groan. He asked again and
the drunk finally replied, "Yeah,
I feel lots better. Do you have
any toilet paper on your side?"