A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tells his wife about the purchase he's just made. "Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze." "So what color are you gonna wear tonight?" she asks with a grin. "Gold of course," says the proud man. The wife responds, "Why don't you wear silver--it would be nice if you came second for a change!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 151 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.'" Beep." "Uh, yeah...this is the sex clinic calling...Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 71 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a password setup for his computer. The boss directed a secretary to setup the password for him. The secretary asks the man for the password. The man, attempting to embrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said, "Penis." Blushed, the secretary inputted the password Penis, and re-typed it again. Then she hit enter. The whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters as a reaction from the computer's screen: "Your password is Too short" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 149 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300," he asked. "Easy, Dad," little Johnny replied. "I earned it hiking." "Come on Johnny, Tell me the truth." "That is the truth!" Johnny replied. "Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Reynolds, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 71 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.